Monster's Wreck

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500-days-of-autumn:

girls don’t want boys, girls want season 3 of orange is the new black

gayisthenewokay:

happylittlebastille:

long-island-comedium:

SO YOU KNOW THAT POST ABOUT THE RED VARSITY JACKETS WITH LEATHER SLEEVES BEING THE LESBIAN UNIFORM???

WELL I WAS LOOKING AT THIS JACKET ONLINE:

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AND THEN I FOUND THIS REVIEW:

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AND I AM ABSOLUTELY LOSING IT

LOOK AT THE “BEST USES”

it looks even better out of the closet

OH MY GOD IT’S THIS POST IF ANY OF YOU ARE WONDERING WHY I’M LAUGHING MY ASS OFFimage

itsdcat:

@hereshestands

itsstuckyinmyhead:

Tumblr Puns 

maggieandtheferociousbeast:

sassy-gay-justice:

"You’d struggle to pour water out of a boot with the instructions on the heel"

God DAMN thats some Shakespearean shit right there

new fav insult

(Source: iraffiruse)

neon-squiggles:

donechesters:

pete860:

holy shit

#people underestimate how scary as fuck Pokemon would be if it were a movie not a children’s cartoon

I haven’t agreed with a tag more

neon-squiggles:

donechesters:

pete860:

holy shit

I haven’t agreed with a tag more

(Source: thenewbornofflame)

i-fucking-love-that-shit:

erosum:

 

get in losers we’re going hetero-crushing

OH MY GOD

i-fucking-love-that-shit:

erosum:

 

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get in losers we’re going hetero-crushing

OH MY GOD

Sep 5
whedonesque:

Anya and Xander reunited (X)

whedonesque:

Anya and Xander reunited (X)

Sep 3

wailordead:

wailordead:

when you peel a sticker off something and it does the thing

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the thing

(Source: jewishsanta)

Sep 3

sarahmac2301:

Girl: I don’t date boys

Lesbian:

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Girl: I date men

Lesbian: 

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Sep 3
gallavichings:

i hope andrew thinks about this a lot because i sure do

gallavichings:

i hope andrew thinks about this a lot because i sure do

Sep 3
rainbowrites:

spacethefinalfuck:

he saw his chance and he took it

DISABLED PEOPLE COSPLAYING DISABLED CHARACTERS
SO HAPPY

rainbowrites:

spacethefinalfuck:

he saw his chance and he took it

DISABLED PEOPLE COSPLAYING DISABLED CHARACTERS

SO HAPPY

(Source: satan-chan)

Sep 3

snakesandearrings:

oliveracedavis:

operationobservation:

huffingtonpost:

DEBI JACKSON, MOTHER OF TRANSGENDER CHILD, GIVES MOVING SPEECH

The best part of the video may be when Jackson addresses the comments she’s heard about her daughter and sets the record straight about statements like you “wanted a girl so you turned your child into one” and “kids have no idea what they want or who they are — my kids wants to be a dog, should I let him?”

So watch the full video to see her answers to those difficult questions here.

Chills down my whole body. This is how parents should react.

Chills too.

oh Jesus, what a loving parent

Sep 3

freesocrates:

mrtwentington:

skepticalavenger:

whats-an-algebra:

do atheists say oh my god

yep.  we say it any time we hear something that’s unbelievable.

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YOOOOOOOO

(Source: mondaysarepeopletoo)

Sep 3

hazehgrace:

frostied:

maybe Jesus was gay the whole time and was actually saying “ah, men”

STOP I SHOULD NOT BE LAUGHING