Monster's Wreck

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rninor:

weepingdildo:

landorus:

lets have phone sex over walkie talkies

"I’ll make you moan, over"

"bend over"
"bend what? over"

(Source: epic-humor)

nadeki:

noobling:

person: Pokemon is such a childish game, why are you playing it?

me: 

me: 

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ARE YOU KIDDING ME

(Source: invisiblechange)

wongburger:

the-vashta-nerada:

pleaseremembermefondly:

charlisheen:

you know what i want to know

how the fuck did mr salt and mrs pepper make a fucking cinnamon shaker for a baby

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solve that mystery steve

THAT IS PAPRIKA YOU IGNORANT SLUT

EXCUSE ME ASSHOLE THAT IS CINNAMON HE WAS BORN IN THE FOURTH SEASON

PAPRIKA LOOKS LIKE THIS

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THAT’S FUCKING PAPRIKA

SHE’S CINNAMON’S OLDER SISTER 

GOD DAMN TUMBLR I AM FUCKING DONE WITH YOUR SHIT

tumblr gets heated over blue’s clues

(Source: magicalgirlsgonewild)

fattygerman:

How to give head: A guide.

fattygerman:

How to give head: A guide.

maleeshda3wa:

yayasmeen:

I think my selfie problem is getting out of hand..

This deserves at least a thousand notes !!

racethewind10:

#nailed it

i don’t know if this was an actual question and these were actual reactions but every last one of them is kind of awesome because you have connor’s ‘no wait till you find out’ grin and Jen’s ‘noooooot telling’ smirk and Josh’s ‘I have a newborn I’m not actually conscious’ everything and Lana’s ‘oh god not her’ face and then Jared looks at everyone else like 'what's an Elizabeth Mitchell?' lol I refuse to watch the show but I’m kind of dying to know why they’re keeping it secret fucking webgeekist's tags im dying

(Source: elizabethmitchells)

tranblogger:

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guys…

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guys

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"oh yeah you guys use celcius"

globalmutt:

Global Warming confirmed.

(Source: realitytvgifs)

im-not-a-climbing-frame:

emobama69:

stoned-moaning-myrtle:

siarraculbertson:

cosmicscripts:

thepinupnextdoor:

littlecatlady:

"how are you going to look with all those tattoos when you’re old??"

rad as hell

Reblogging this babe

reblogging for the last shot

fun fact: she got them all after she turned like 37. all of them.

“She said: ‘I love my tattoos but men don’t seem to feel the same. My appearance seems to scare them off. ‘I’ve only ever been on one date in seven years. That was through a tattoo-lovers dating site - but it didn’t last. ‘I think when men first look at me, they think I’m a bit rough. They mutter ‘look at the state of her’ under their breath. They don’t bother to get to know me.’ ”

Always reblog
Like
Always

my little sister says she looks like a princess.

She’s a QUEEN.

(Source: )

frankysplait:

glowcloud:

i love the Women Against Feminism that are like “I dont need feminism because i can admit i need my husband to open a jar for me and thats ok!” cause listen 1. get a towel 2. get the towel damp 3. put it on the lid and twist. BAM now men are completely useless. you, too, can open a jar. time to get a divorce

secondstartotherightxo:

walking—fairytale:

Hey look it’s Anna and Elsa.

secondstartotherightxo:

walking—fairytale:

Hey look it’s Anna and Elsa.

phlurp:

My friend claimed he could play Flight of the Bumblebee and accompany himself. Then he did this.

Ma, do you have any gifs that you have saved but never found the proper time to actually use them? If so, can you show us..your top five?

Anonymous

beyondcanon:

Hell yeah I do. There are gifs I have waited for a year or two to FINALLY HAVE THE PERFECT MOMENT to use it.

okay i need to stop